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Last Updated: 26.06.2025 02:47
So they tried
Minds and Behinds
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good
—
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No, not a chance
Next, they tried...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Catatonics & High Colonics
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Thumbs down again.
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Nuts and Butts
So, the docs changed it to read
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Just Forget it!
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No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Unacceptable again!
Then came..
What is your most erotic sex story?
No way
Another attempt resulted in ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Loons and Moons
share office space ...
Freaks and Cheeks